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    Default Race O Matic

    I had a chat with my Evo owning neighbour this afternoon.

    He was telling me how a member on the the Lancer register produced the Race O Matic as an antidote to stories of Evos seeing off M3s, Ferraris and space shuttles etc.

    Pick option A or B for the first question and make sure you pull over for a chat

    Race_O_Matic

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    I woz jus croozin along in my phat ride when I get to some lites and right beside me was dis vectra!1 Ah look ovah at him an he gives me the nod so da race is on!!!1 So teh lights goez green and were off. Its like dah fool is goin backwards!! LOLZ!!!1 Then we ave to stop 4da next lites. Were of again an im double clutching, heel toeing and quick shifting and he don stand a chance!!11 I looked over as i wuz passin him and he looked a right chump. Anywayz we pulled over after for a chat. He told me his chariot had been boosted to 999 ponnies so I wuz well chuffed. What really fvcked im of was dat he was on his way to work where he test drives F1 cars. His boss reckons hes a better driver than Schuey and he sez i shud give him a bell for a job too.

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    PMSL at the fact that even if you have the EVO driver losing both sprints, in the final story it has him winning!!! Sounds about right for EVO drivers!!

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    I was out for a quick drive yesterday and pulled up at some lights and I looked over to see a skoda beside me. I look over is laughing to himself, no doubt thinking an easy win is in the bag. He's with his girlfriend who's this blonde number. The lights go green and we're off! It's pretty close to be honest but I just pipped him. We need to stop for the next lights, but now my tyres are warmed up I'm going to side-step the clutch and really launch it this time. The next race is just like the first with him soon eating EVO dust! The look on his face was classic! Looked like he was about to cry! What made it even better was that his girlfriend didn't look too impressed either We pulled into a layby afterwards for a bit of a chat and it turns out he has chipped his car to 453 BHP so I was pretty pleased with that. He was pretty mad cos he's spend about £20k doing his car up and thought it was unbeatable!

    I was well pleased with the result and think I did the EVO boys proud.

    Now I need a turbo to keep up!

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