User Tag List

Thanks Thanks:  0
Likes Likes:  0
Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: The Blonde Handywoman

  1. #1
    Regular Member dave45040's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    llandudno
    Problems Posted
    0
    Problems Solved
    0
    Best Answers
    0
    Good Answers
    0
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Vehicle InfoStats





    Default The Blonde Handywoman

    The Handywoman

    A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

    She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

    "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"

    The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

    The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.

    The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

    He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

    The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

    A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

    "You're finished already?" the husband asked.

    "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

    Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.

    "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus"

  2. #2
    Regular Member dazzer t's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    stoke on trent
    Problems Posted
    0
    Problems Solved
    0
    Best Answers
    0
    Good Answers
    0
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Vehicle InfoStats





    Default


  3. #3
    Regular Member ditchp's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    The world famous city ground
    Problems Posted
    0
    Problems Solved
    0
    Best Answers
    0
    Good Answers
    0
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Vehicle InfoStats

    Vehicle : Vectra cdti estate

    Trim : Get a

    Engine : Dirty diesel

    Year : 2006

    Default

    fpmsl and nearly fell of me chair
    Midlands Mod Shop - NFFC.

  4. #4
    Regular Member Ste's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    ..... Driving the Jaguar XF
    Problems Posted
    0
    Problems Solved
    0
    Best Answers
    0
    Good Answers
    0
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Vehicle InfoStats

    Vehicle : Jaguar XF 3.0D V6

    Trim : Black

    Engine : 3.0D V6

    Year : 0000

    Default

    The old ones are the best

  5. #5
    Regular Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Crowland (Lincs)
    Problems Posted
    0
    Problems Solved
    0
    Best Answers
    0
    Good Answers
    0
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Vehicle InfoStats





    Default

    I didn't see that one coming, but it's very good !

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. the blonde cop
    By bobssignum in forum Comedy & Humour
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 14th February 2011, 21:52
  2. blonde
    By whiskyno7 in forum Comedy & Humour
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 15th June 2010, 22:57
  3. Blonde joke
    By gibbon7000 in forum Comedy & Humour
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 29th January 2009, 19:48
  4. Not so Dumb Blonde!!!
    By Vaux-Man-G in forum Comedy & Humour
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 13th December 2008, 23:39
  5. Blonde
    By fenderguitar in forum Comedy & Humour
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 22nd February 2008, 21:57

Visitors found this page by searching for:

Nobody landed on this page from a search engine, yet!

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •