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    Default Husband Shop!

    Interesting new store format called the "Husband Store" has opened in
    New York. Needless to say, the store sells Husbands. When women go to
    choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:-

    "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
    the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
    from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but
    you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building"

    So... a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
    jobs

    The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and
    are extremely good looking.
    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
    Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous and Help with Housework. "Oh,
    mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
    Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and
    have A Strong Romantic Streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign
    reads:
    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
    this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
    to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
    just across the street.

    The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

    The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

    The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited

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    lol...just out of interest where is this wife shop? do they p/x?

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    lol

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    Very Good

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    Love it

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    Very good Tony.

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