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    Default Blonde's curtains

    Blondie enters a store that sell curtains. She tells the salesman, "I
    would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
    The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink
    curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed to be
    having a hard time choosing.

    Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.The salesman asked what
    size curtains she needed.

    The blonde replies, "Fifteen inches."

    "Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room
    are they for?"

    The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
    computer monitor.

    The surprised salesman replies, "But, Miss, computers do not have curtains!"

    Blondie says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"

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    pmsl - but you really should be SHOT for this one!!!! lol (Mrs D! )

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    PMSL - I was actually expecting something somewhat ruder....blonde, pink curtains - erm, need I go on?!!

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