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    Talking Paddy and his mates......

    Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
    > >>>section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem. "
    > >>>
    > >>>The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take
    > >>>four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere, " says Gerry.
    > >>>
    > >>>The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay
    > >>>for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to
    > >>>the top of the Connor Pass.
    > >>>
    > >>>At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,
    > >>>"Dis looks like a grand place. " He takes two birds out of the box,
    > >>>puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
    > >>>
    > >>>Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to
    > >>>the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
    > >>>
    > >>>Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head
    > >>>and says, "**** dat. Dis budgie jumping is too ****'n dangerous for
    > me! "
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>>THERE'S MORE. . .
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>>Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.
    > >>>
    > >>>He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff
    > >>>carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the
    > other.
    > >>>
    > >>>"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis, " Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box
    > >>>and lets him fly free.
    > >>>
    > >>>He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.
    > >>>
    > >>>Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the
    > >>>parrot.
    > >>>
    > >>>Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom
    > >>>and breaks every bone in his body.
    > >>>
    > >>>Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat
    > >>>parrotshooting either! "
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>>IT IS NOT OVER YET. . .
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>>Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
    > >>>appears.
    > >>>
    > >>>He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of
    >
    > >>>which he pulls a chicken.
    > >>>
    > >>>Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the
    > >>>cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks
    > his spine.
    > >>>
    > >>>Once more Paddy shakes his head. "**** dat, lads. First dere was
    > >>>Gerry with his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting. . . and now
    > >>>Sean and his ****'n hengliding! "



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