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    Default Scouse vasectomy

    After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.

    The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.

    A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

    The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

    "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

    This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of Bradford and anywhere in Wales.

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    where would a scouser be able to nick a beer can and a firework from for this to work ?

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    FPMSL that's cool
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    foooook me...... pmsl
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    luvvin it. rofl

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    Apart from the Wales bit cause we all use our toes to count to 10.

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    Talking Say what you like about Scousers

    Another cheap shot at Scousers. Fat chance of Nottingham, or any other Midlands city being Capital of Culture any time soon. At least we can laugh at ourselves, and can boast two Premier League football teams with decent managers. I rest my case.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by john_k_sri View Post
    Another cheap shot at Scousers. Fat chance of Nottingham, or any other Midlands city being Capital of Culture any time soon. At least we can laugh at ourselves, and can boast two Premier League football teams with decent managers. I rest my case.....
    Thanks for that, now back in your box. Oh, where's it gone? It was there a minute ago !

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    Quote Originally Posted by john_k_sri View Post
    Another cheap shot at Scousers. Fat chance of Nottingham, or any other Midlands city being Capital of Culture any time soon. At least we can laugh at ourselves, and can boast two Premier League football teams with decent managers. I rest my case.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Ste View Post
    Thanks for that, now back in your box. Oh, where's it gone? It was there a minute ago !
    Eh Eh calm down like. As John says they can laugh at themselves and take the mick without being offensive...and as for the come back Ste....Class

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