Medical dictionary revised

Artery...........................The study of paintings
Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria
Barium........................ What undertakers do
Benign........................ After your 8th birthday
Cesarean section.......... A neighbourhood in Rome
Catscan....................... Searching for the cat
Cauterise..................... Made eye contact with a woman
Colic............................ A sheep dog
Coma........................... A punctuation mark
Dilate........................... To live a bit longer
Enema.......................... Not a friend
Fester........................... Quicker than someone else
Fibula........................... A small lie
Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known
Labour pain.................... Getting hurt at work
Medical staff....................A doctors cane
Morbid........................... A higher offer
Nitrates.......................... Better than day rates
Node.............................. I knew it
Outpatient...................... A person who has fainted
Pelvis............................. Second cousin to Elvis
Post operative................. A postman
Recovery room................ Place to do upholstery
Rectum.......................... Nearly killed him
Secretion........................ Hiding something
Seizure........................... Roman emperor
Tablet............................. A small table
Terminal illness................ Getting sick at the airport
Tumour........................... One plus one more
Urine.............................. Opposite of you're out.