Joining A Forum
COMPUTER: Please choose a user name.
USER: pillock

COMPUTER: Sorry, your username must consist of 8 or more characters.
USER: i'm a pillock

COMPUTER: Sorry, you user name must contain at least 1 numeric.
USER: i'm 1 pillock

COMPUTER: Sorry, you user name cannot have blank spaces.
USER: you're1bleedingpillock

COMPUTER: Sorry, your username cannot contain punctuation.
USER: youreallyare1bleedingpillock

COMPUTER: Sorry, your user name must contain at least 1 upper case character.
USER: youreallyare1BLEEDINGpillock

COMPUTER: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one consecutive upper case character.
USER:YouReallyAre1BleedingPillockAndImGoingToKickO ffIfYouDontGiveMeAccess

COMPUTER: Sorry, that user name is already in use.