Pray silence while the Darklord holds his breath

[Darklord]

Yes loyal followers, it's that time of the year again, where the sword of Damocles is raised over the trusty steed, while some spotty yoof of an impossibly young age pronounces it's fitness for the next 12 months.

My preparation has involved eating the remaining half of the mars bar I found in the glove box earlier. Mmmm...

All will revealed by tomorrow evening.

[LastOne]

When you talk about the Darklord in the third person, are you referring to yourself, or someone else or...?

[JOHNBOY]

When you talk about the Darklord in the third person, are you referring to yourself, or someone else or...?

This has crossed my mind once or twice , I believe he is referring to himself ...can be an entertaining & humorous read though a bit like yourself although yours tend to be more provoking

[northpole]

I did tell him it is highly annoying when one writes and refers to oneself in the third person.... although it can be amusing it just really makes me wonder if he lost a few of his marbles or gained a few extra marbles due to some tragedy.

Anyway let's hope his car passes without to much of a bother....

[LastOne]

...although yours tend to be more thought provoking

Fixed.

[LastOne]

I'm just pulling his leg, I know he does it for humour, and it works. But, it's very similar to what Donald Trump does. I remember watching him on tv before the election where said to a crowd of his supporters "Donald J Trump has this morning announced that if elected he will..." I thought to myself you do know you're Donald Trump, don't you...?

[northpole]

I'm just pulling his leg, I know he does it for humour, and it works. But, it's very similar to what Donald Trump does. I remember watching him on tv before the election where said to a crowd of his supporters "Donald J Trump has this morning announced that if elected he will..." I thought to myself you do know you're Donald Trump, don't you...?

We all know Donald Trump has lost his marbles a long time ago.... who else would grab all women(including his own daughters) by the pu$$y? Yeah only a deranged mind...

[JOHNBOY]

fixed.

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[Darklord]

I'm just pulling his leg, I know he does it for humour, and it works. But, it's very similar to what Donald Trump does. I remember watching him on tv before the election where said to a crowd of his supporters "Donald J Trump has this morning announced that if elected he will..." I thought to myself you do know you're Donald Trump, don't you...?

Whilst I don't know what I'm doing much of the time, I am happy to inform all that I'm not Mr Trump.

'Tis all just a bit of fun gents, nothing more, no intention to wind anyone up. If it's bothersome, I shall cease and desist. Nobody needs to get hot under the collar...

[Darklord]

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Sadly I'm not as good looking as that chap...