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    So did I win?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatfred View Post
    So did I win?
    I'm afraid that under the highly technical rules (page 458, section 12, par 24) your entry is invalid, because in fact it was 9.28pm when you posted your reply, not 9.30.

    Your entry is now voided, and your fee is non-refundable. There is also an admin fee of £49.99 .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darklord View Post
    I'm afraid that under the highly technical rules (page 458, section 12, par 24) your entry is invalid, because in fact it was 9.28pm when you posted your reply, not 9.30.

    Your entry is now voided, and your fee is non-refundable. There is also an admin fee of £49.99 .
    Having just qualified as a Customer Services trainer I will attempt to explain why your response is incorrect.


    Thank you for your invaluable input into this situation.
    I have read your reply and have given it due attention.
    Unfortunately your reason for not awarding the prize is flawed, I do not believe you understand the English language.
    In my answer I stated 'Nearly 9.30' not '9.30'.
    Surely, even in the wide empty expanses that occupy the area between your ears, there must be enough gray matter to understand that 'nearly 9.30' is not a definitive time rather an approximation of time.

    Please revisit you decision to not award me the prize before I send the lads round to rip your head off and pass a motion down your neck.
    Assuring you of my best attention at all times,


    As you can see above your response was incorrect and your threat of financial penalty flawed. You have therefore forfeited all claim of financial award and been penalized £ 199.99 inc Vat. Please send your fine to .......


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    Quote Originally Posted by fatfred View Post
    Having just qualified as a Customer Services trainer I will attempt to explain why your response is incorrect.


    Thank you for your invaluable input into this situation.
    I have read your reply and have given it due attention.
    Unfortunately your reason for not awarding the prize is flawed, I do not believe you understand the English language.
    In my answer I stated 'Nearly 9.30' not '9.30'.
    Surely, even in the wide empty expanses that occupy the area between your ears, there must be enough gray matter to understand that 'nearly 9.30' is not a definitive time rather an approximation of time.

    Please revisit you decision to not award me the prize before I send the lads round to rip your head off and pass a motion down your neck.
    Assuring you of my best attention at all times,


    As you can see above your response was incorrect and your threat of financial penalty flawed. You have therefore forfeited all claim of financial award and been penalized £ 199.99 inc Vat. Please send your fine to .......

    It's "grey" matter.....not "gray"

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBH View Post
    It's "grey" matter.....not "gray"
    I was mostly being American

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