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    Default Beer turns men to women

    Yesterday, Harvard scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory,100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. The result below, on a 100% basis:

    The subjects:

    1.) Gained weight

    2.) Talked excessively without making sense

    3.) Became overly emotional

    4.) Couldn't drive

    5.) Failed to think rationally

    6.) Argued over nothing

    7.) Had to sit down while urinating

    8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong

    No further testing is considered necessary.

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    That's ace. LOL

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    Hmmmmmmm......don't want to sabotage your thread.however this looks like the right place to retaliate with this one.....


    A recent scientific study has found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features.

    However, when she is menstruating she prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump up his 4r5e.

    SO THERE BOYS!!!


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    That puts us firmly in our place.... well done mrs D

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    Nice one!

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    Trust me boys ........Dont mess with the missus !!!!!!!!!LOL

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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