You know you live in 2006 when...
1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3) the real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name
4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the power button on the tv.
6) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7) you read this list & keep nodding and smiling
8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
9) and.. you were to busy to notice number 5.
10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5
11) & now you're laughing at your stupidity