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    I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.


    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.


    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.


    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.


    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.


    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.


    I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my b*lls and a car hit me.

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    LOL nice one

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    lol, classic

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