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    Following last nights exit.........

    1. News Update. Officials have confirmed that the A.I.G logo on the front of Man Utd shirts stands for Almost In Greece

    2. Following the GMTV phone scandal, Man Utd are going to sue the UEFA Champions league for allowing them to enter competitions they had no chance of winning.

    3. Apparently Alex Ferguson was seen in Boots thismorning buying some viagra............No matter how hard he tries he just can't get past a semi!



    Anyone have any for no. 4?

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    lol,, from a liverpool fan!

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    PMSL, and i'm a united fan!!

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    Haha pmsl

    4. Q.What does a three pin plug & Man U have in common


    A. They are both useless in europe

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    Not sour grapes but Liverpool are 18 pts behind Utd ( who have a game in hand ) and AC are a whopping 29 pts behind in their league. None of them have even looked like winning their leagues. Afraid the cup's been tarnished ( although I do wish Utd were there). Bring back the days when the teams in the final were in the running for winning their own leagues ( like the great Liverpool teams of the late 70's/early 80's)

    ANYWAY , that off me chest.

    UEFA have announced that there is to be a Champions League 3rd /4th place play off on May 20th at wembley.

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    5. Man U and their wags are in the west end today auditioning for the parts of Danny and Sandy...................It's a last ditch effort to play in greace!

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    6. NEWS FLASH......

    Tomtom are recalling thousands of sat-nav's due to a fault. It is reported that in Europe they are unable to find Manchester or Chelsea....

    Last edited by Madgunner; 5th May 2007 at 11:49.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vectravirg View Post
    Following last nights exit.........

    1. News Update. Officials have confirmed that the A.I.G logo on the front of Man Utd shirts stands for Almost In Greece

    Or it could be Another Italian Goal.....

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