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    Default Wife in a Coma

    A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in
    > her room giving her a blanket bath.
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    > One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a
    > slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it
    > again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
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    > They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As
    > crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral s*x will do the trick and
    > bring her out of the coma."
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    > The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that
    > they'd close the
    > curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
    > wife's room.
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    > After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
    > rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
    >
    > The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".

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    very good - PSML

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    Cruel Andy, Very cruel.....Funny as f**k though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by caterman
    Cruel Andy, Very cruel.....Funny as f**k though!
    Ditto!

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    That's what I thought the nurses meant as well. LOL

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    LOL @alex

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    Excellent!!

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    Thats the only kind of oral s#x isnt it ???????

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by drinky
    Thats the only kind of oral s#x isnt it ???????
    Oooh, waiting for Mrs D's reply to that one!

    D

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    What's oral s€x then?!?!?!?

    hee hee!!!

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