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    Ok, I think it's time to have a World President, i.e, ME

    My manifesto I hear you ask?

    1st job to reset the financial world

    This involves the re-valuation of money and the distribution of it

    Houses will no longer be owned, they will be given automatically to anyone above the age of 18, and this will be on a scale that you can then move up as your age and situation changes to bigger and better, this will require 10% of your weekly wage to be collected.

    All jobs will be set at a standard wage, which will cover housing,bills,social and clothing to a level that you will never be short.

    Working, you will leave school at 16, and enter the workplace, starting with the jobs no one really wants, at 20 you will then get training for something that you either feel you have an abilty for or just fancy doing, all jobs will have a 5 yr option to change so no one gets stuck with something they dont like doing forever.

    Retirement, this will come about at 45 so to give ppl a good 20 yrs quality life away from work and stress, pension will be equal to the international wage so the only thing that changes is the fact you no longer work for your money.

    Exceptional ppl, the ones who invent and pioneer, these ppl will get housing upgrades much like how the multi millionares live today, all political positions will receive a house amongst the working ppl so they dont lose track of real life and to ensure that the right ppl get these positions.

    No hunger,debt,worry,stress,crime and the ability to enjoy a full life as you please after hitting 45.

    When do you want me to start?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VauxVeteran View Post
    When do you want me to start?
    How about last century

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    Quote Originally Posted by willc01 View Post
    How about last century
    It'd be a long hard process for the 1st 50 yrs, but once established I think if you asked every unborn sperm if this was how they'd be happy to live, I'm sure the answer would be yes.

    It's a form of communism really, which has never really been seen in action ever.

    Both rich and poor ppl need more money, unfortunately for two entirely different reasons.

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    you're hired!!!!

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    Bluddy hell, We'll have all students wearing Vauxhall Veteran T-shirts at this rate instead of Che Guevara!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew's SRi View Post
    Bluddy hell, We'll have all students wearing Vauxhall Veteran T-shirts at this rate instead of Che Guevara!
    I thank you, Chancellor Andrew.

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    I think they call it communism....to a degree!




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    FOTCARAL

    Fall Of The Chair And Roll About Laughing.

    Brilliant.

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    Glad you like it.. feel free to use it for your campaign lol

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