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    Default True story!!!

    A 'young' single man, called Colin moved into a new apartment on his own, he went to the lobby to put his name on his letterbox. Whilst there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the letterboxes wearing a robe.

    Colin smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
    him.
    As they talked, her robe slipped open and it was obvious that she had
    nothing else on.

    The poor lad broke out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

    After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said "Let's go
    into my apartment, I hear someone coming."

    He followed her into her apartment. She closed the door and leaned
    against it, allowing the robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she
    purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

    Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
    ears!"

    Astounded and a little hurt, she asked "My ears? Look at these
    breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm
    and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can you
    think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

    Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard
    someone coming? That was me."

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    omg

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    Quality !!!!!!!

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    nice one


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    lol

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    bet yous didnt see that one COMING!!!! BOOM BOOM haha

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