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    Default Do you ever stop to wonder...

    WHY PEOPLE PAY TO GO UP TALL BUILDINGS AND THEN PAY TO LOOK THROUGH BINOCLARS AT THINGS ON THE GROUND?

    WHOS IDEA WAS IT TO PUT AN 'S' IN THE WORD LISP?

    WHY KAMIKAZE PILOTS WEAR HELMETS?

    WHY SUPERMAN STOPS BULLETS WITH HIS CHEST BUT DUCKS WHEN SOMEONE THROWS A REVOLVER AT HIM?

    WHY PEOPLE BELIEVE THERE ARE 4 BILLION STARS BUT ALWAYS CHECK WHEN YOU TELL THEM THE PAINT IS WET?

    WHY TARZAN DOESNT HAVE A BEARD?

    WHY PEOPLE POINT TO THEIR WRIST WHEN THEY ASK THE TIME, BUT DONT POINT TO THEIR BACKSIDES WHEN THEY ASK WHERE THE TOILET IS?

    IF ELECTRICITY COMES FROM ELECTRONS DOES MORALITY COME FROM MORONS?

    WHY WHEN YOU BLOW ON A DOGS FACE HE GETS MAD, YET PUT HIM IN A CAR AND HE STICKS HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW?

    IF A DEAF PERSON GOES TO COURT SHOULD IT STILL BE CALLED A HEARING?

    WHY YOU EVER LET ME BE A MEMBER OF YOUR CLUB?

    Sorry I've been working the lateshift on my own and my mind does start to wander...I'm going to bed now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonicboom View Post
    WHY WHEN YOU BLOW ON A DOGS FACE HE GETS MAD, YET PUT HIM IN A CAR AND HE STICKS HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW?
    Quote Originally Posted by sonicboom View Post
    WHY YOU EVER LET ME BE A MEMBER OF YOUR CLUB?
    Err, can I get back to you on that one?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duncan View Post
    Err, can I get back to you on that one?!
    !!

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    Very funny mate!!

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    Think i pee'd a little

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