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    Default Apparently a true story

    According to a news report, Golden Grove Middle School
    was recently faced with a unique problem.

    A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use
    lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

    That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick
    they would press their lips to the mirror leaving
    dozens of little lip prints.

    Every night the caretaker would remove them and the
    next day the girls would put them back.

    Finally the principal decided that something had to be
    done.

    She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them
    there with the caretaker.

    She explained that all these lip prints were causing a
    major problem for the
    custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

    To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the
    mirrors, she asked the
    caretaker to show the girls how much effort was
    required.

    He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the
    toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

    Since then, there have been no lip prints on the
    mirrors.

    There are teachers, and then there are educators!

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    Nice one fil.

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    ROFLMAO!

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    ..... continuation of the story.....

    The girls so upset from seeing this barbaric cleaning method decided to sue the school and caretaker for £2.5m .... and won.

    The caretaker was fired, the headmistress was suspended, but eventually retired early through a stress related disorder.
    Last edited by spoons; 28th April 2007 at 10:18.

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    and the girls in question were last seen in the precinct, sat on a bench texting each other, while their babies sat in their pushchairs covered in chocolate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoons View Post
    ..... but eventually retired early through a stress related disorder.
    .....having agreed a severence payout of £350,000 (that's what normally happens isn't it?)
    [SIGPIC]VX<font color=Red>R</font> with added Courtenay <img src=https://www.vectra-c.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.png border=0 alt= title=Big Grin class=inlineimg />

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    ... and the caretaker was last seen on ebay selling a mirror covered in little girls kisses... the police are investigating..

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