Damned women Drivers

[AJA]

This morning on the motorway I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Merc doing 85 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked the mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Women drivers!!

[Bainie]

Big Jim, yeah right

[Duncan]

What was the name of that character again in Dickens' 'A Christmas Carol'?

[Merick]

[Ste]

Yeah, but she started it, everything was in control until she veered into your lane.

[_Kat_]

good one

[ed taylor]

Alex, why did you not use the cup holder, you would not have spilled the coffee.

[ditchp]

smooth