One day after a father gets out of work and is on his way home, he
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy
store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie in the
display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work
out Barbie for £19.95, Shopping Barbie for £19.95, Beach Barbie for
£19.95, Disco Barbie for £19.95, Divorced Barbie for £265.95." The
amazed
father asks:
"What? Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others only £19.95?"



The salesperson annoyingly answers: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Sportster, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer and, One of Ken's Friends