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    A husband and wife finish working in the garden and both want a shower. Wife says she will go first and has the shower.

    Gets out, starts drying and husband goes in and starts showering.

    Doorbell rings - wife says, OK I'll get it, wraps her towell around and goes to the door.

    At the door is Bill from next door.

    Bill says "You look lovely like that. Tell you what, you drop your towell for a minute and I'll give you 500 quid".

    Wife thinks, "well, only a minute for 500 quid why not?", so she drops her towell. After a minute, she puts it back on and Bill hands over £500.

    Wife goes upstairs, and husband asks who it was.

    "It was Bill from next door" says the Wife.

    "Oh good" says the husband. "Did he give you the 500 pounds he owes me then?"

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    lmaoooooo nice one

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    Good one

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    If only I was that clever....

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    variation of the old joke about the lad who asked his mates girlfriend if he could cop a feel for £20

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    Another old and gold one, timeless.

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