Just be a normal person.
Easiest ways to talk yourself into trouble.....
1. I pay your wages
2. Haven't you got anything else better to do
3. Shouldn't you be out catching real criminals
4. Point your finger in my chest
5. Do you know who I am (always a favourite of mine-because I never do!)
6. I haven't got a phone (just as it rings from under his ar*e, where he's just thrown it)
7. Wear Burberry, have a 27" exhaust and throw your Mac'Ds milkshake out of your window.
The list goes on. Just be ordinary.

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