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    Default The Telephone call

    THE TELEPHONE CALL

    (((RING))))







    ** Pick Up **





    "Hello?"





    "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mummy near the phone?"





    "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"





    After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul"





    "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy, right now".







    Brief Pause.







    "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down

    on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout

    to Mummy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"







    "Okay Daddy, just a minute"







    A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.







    "I did it Daddy"





    "And what happened honey?" he asked.







    "Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"







    "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul ?"







    "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean

    it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"!







    ***Long Pause***







    *** Even Longer Pause**









    Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool ??"... Is this 9486-5731 ??

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    brilliant lmao

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    Oh God that is brilliant!!!

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    good one

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    heard it b4, but still pmsl!

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