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    Default Nicked from Andy and Alex's Irscher trip..

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    now now boys

    Sounds like the beginning of a good joke...

    There once was a scouser and a manc in a vectra heading for germany !!



    .....as they got close to the ferry port they diveted off the motorway into a small village.

    The traffic was moving very slowly and it soon became clear why. The village was hosting the annual speed camera partnerships convention.

    The delegates were a bit sozzled after drinking shandy all day and were amusing themselves by pointing various cameras and hair driers at the passing motorists.

    The Scouser and Manc. became increasingly frustrated at these antics so decided to wipe a few of them out by driving straight at them and then swerving at the last second as they jumped out of the way.

    This continued for several hundred metres until their pay back was cut short by the sight of a priest thumbimg a lift at the side of the road.

    Mortified in case he had seen what they were up to they stopped and offered him a lift. The Priest got into the back if the car and passed no comment on the destruction behind them.

    Driving like a nun they continued through the village trying to avoid getting riled by the camera partnerships goading.

    Finally after another mile they completly forgot about the priest and headed for the next shandy drinking camera man.

    As they got close they remembered the priest and turned violently away missing the delegate by a good two feet. A loud bang from the back of the car suggested the priest wasn't impressed.

    Turnning around they apologised profusely for what had just happened.

    The priest smiled forgivingly and said, "It's allright fellas.........

























































    ......I got the bast@rd with the door"
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    brilliant pmsl

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    pmsl nice 1

    p.s we wasn`t in a vectra

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