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    Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses. One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

    Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

    The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

    At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a
    little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

    In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

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    lol, i've heard that one before but it still makes me laugh when i hear it.

    Have you heard the one with the irish passenger (no offence to anyone irish)

    He's on a plane and there's a loud bang, the pilot announces an engine has blown but not to worry.. it'll take an extra hour but the plane has another 3 engines that will do fine.

    later there's a second bang, the pilot announces that another engine has blown and it will take an extra hour.

    not so long after, there's a third bang, again, the pilot announces that a third engine has blown so they're running on 1 engine and it's going to take a few hours extra to get to their destination.

    The Irish passenger says to the person next to him "the 4th engine best not blow or we'll be here all night!"

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