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    The pen15 wants a raise
    Body: Dear Management,



    I, the Pen15, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    1. I do physical labor.

    2. I work at great depths.

    3. I plunge head first into everything I do.

    4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

    5. I work in a damp environment.

    6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.

    7. I work in high temperatures.

    8. My work exposes me to diseases.

    9. I extend myself whenever called upon.

    10. When the party's over, I am called upon to start working.



    Signed, The Pen15



    Dear Pen15,



    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:

    1. You do not work 8 hours straight.

    2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.

    3. You do not always follow the orders of the Management team.

    4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.

    5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

    6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

    7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

    8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.

    9. You are unable to work double shifts.

    10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

    11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.



    Sincerely, The Management

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    made my day that has

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    huh... ami bening thick

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    "15" is being used instead of "is"

    does that help?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver V View Post
    huh... ami bening thick
    yes I am being thick.... I thought you were talking about some one you work with... I had only just got up though lol.

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