Our Father who doesn’t recognise any other car.
VECTRA be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Tyres will be done.
On Earth as it is in RUSSELHEIM
Give us This Day our LS, CLUB, ELEGANCE, SRI, GSI AND ELITE
And praise our COMFORT
for we would KILL those who TRESPASS against us.
and lead us not into TROUBLE
But deliver us from the TRAFFIC BRANCH and SPEED TRAPS
For thine is the IRMSCHER, the STEINMETZ and K&N .
forever and ever.