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    Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that
    the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he
    asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made
    passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said,
    "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love
    again?" Carolyn agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting
    into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He
    touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time
    before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
    Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and
    turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the
    shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"
    His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I'm not
    being funny ...but I have to get up in the morning and you don't."

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    he,he,he,he,he,he quality m8 really liked that 1

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    Oh we like that one!!!!

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