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    Default Major server, laptop and desktop upgrades

    I thought you'd like to know that there are a lot of changes that are going to be taking place across the board as far as the servers & personal computers go.

    The goal is to remove all laptop computers by 31 March 2007 and all
    Desktop computers by 30 April 2007 as a part of the ongoing cost-cutting
    Around the Microsoft© organization.

    Instead, everyone will be provided with a FREE Etch-A-Sketch.

    There are many sound reasons for doing this:

    1. No boot-up problems
    2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
    3. No more wasted time reading and writing email.
    4. No more worries about power cuts.
    5. Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled

    Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:

    Q : My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
    Screen.
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: How do I create a New Document window?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
    A: Don't shake it.

    Regards
    Microsoft© IT Technical Support Team

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