That was supposed to be a four letter word starting and ending in T, with a W and a A in the middle!! Unfortunately, Andrew failed to notify me of you censors!!!
That was supposed to be a four letter word starting and ending in T, with a W and a A in the middle!! Unfortunately, Andrew failed to notify me of you censors!!!
I think you want this thread Andrew!!!
I think we should all make ourselves familiar with the following 'German' terms!!
INDICATORS... Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
BONNET... Pullnob und Knucklechoppen
EXHAUST... Spitzenpoppenhangentuben
SPEEDOMETER... Der Egobooster und Linenshooter
CLUTCH... Die Kuplink mit achlippen und schaken
PUNCTURE... Die Phlatt mit Bludyf**ken
LEARNER... Die t*atten mit Elplate
ESTATE CAR... Der Bagzeroomfursh*gginaute
PARKING METER... Der tennarpinscher und Zlochenarr
WINDSCREEN WIPER... Der flippenflappenmuckenschpredder
POWER BRAKES... Der edbangeronvinschreen stoppenquick
GEAR LEVER... Biggensticken fur Kangaroochoppen
FUEL GAUGE... Der Walletemptyung Meter
BREATHALYSER... Die Puffitinter fur Pistenarsen
REAR VIEW MIRROR... Der Yon****er ist Tooklosan
SEAT BELT... Der klunkenklikken frauleinstrapper
HEADLIGHTS... Das Dippendontdazzelubasted
EXHAUST FUMES... Die Koffundschplitterpoluter
HIGHWAY CODE... Der Wipen fur Arsen
FOG WARNING... Die Puttenklogdownan und ***kitt
TRAFFIC JAM... Die Bluddif**kin Dammundblast
REAR SEAT... Der Schpringentester
TYRES... Flatfahrts
BACKFIRE ... Der Lowdenbangermekkenjumpen
JUGGERNAUT... Der ***kengratt Trukken
ACCIDENT... Das Bleedinkmess
NEAR ACCIDENT... Der Phewn Near Schittenselfen
GARAGE... Der Hieway Robberung
CYCLIST... Der Peddallpushink Pilloken
SKID... Die Bannanen Waltzen
DOUBLE WHITE LINES... Overtaken und Krunchen.
TRAFFIC JAM... Die Bluddif**kin Dammundblast
I think you'll find that's what I shout in English!!
FOG WARNING... Die Puttenklogdownan und ***kitt
NEAR ACCIDENT... Der Phewn Near Schittenselfen
Classic!!
With my command of German, we could all be in a whole heap of trouble!!!
Ich bin im der sheisse! - I am in bother again.....Sharon will be needing this one I think!
Last edited by AndrewTi; 16th March 2007 at 23:50.
New one;
Guten Tag mein Herren, Die Bluddif**kintomtomistkapput - Hello there my good man, We are lost.
all brilliant translations, we are truly not worthy of your bi-lingual skills
might need to be a bit carefull with some of these now as we are a world wide site!!!
don't want to upset the hosts do you!!
I have travelled through and to Germany and most of Europe and beyond many times with my work and a little bit of any of the local language is always welcomed by the local people and they will help you out (as most have a grasp of english)
wish I was comming on the trip as I love Germany its a great country and very well run (no jokes please) everytime I have been there always treated extremely well
hope everyone enjoys it
and brings back loads of pics!!
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