The Burglar

[Caterman]

A burglar breaks into to a couples house, ties them both up and bends down and whispers in the wifes ear. He then goes into the bathroom

The husband who can't hear what the burglar said, told his wife "look love I know this is going to be hard but obviously he fancies you, now be brave my love and let him do what he wants or he may kill us"

The wife then turns around to the husband and says "He is a guy who likes men and asked me where the vaseline was.

I told him in the bathroom cabinet, so now lets see how ****ing brave you are"

[PIMM]