Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a packet of rolos, the remainder of my
old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a
box of chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel.