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    "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been a week since my last
    Confession, here is my sin:
    I have been with a loose girl."
    The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
    "Yes, Father, it is."
    "And who was the girl you were with?"
    "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
    "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as
    well tell me now.
    Was it Tina Minetti?"
    "I cannot say."
    "Was it Teresa Volpe?"
    "I'll never tell."
    "Was it Nina Capelli?"
    "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
    "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
    "My lips are sealed."
    "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
    "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
    The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped,Johnny Parisi,
    and I admire that. But you've
    sinned and have to atone.
    You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave
    yourself."
    Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers,
    "What'd you get?"
    "4 months vacation and five good leads."

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    very good - i like that

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