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    Jake wakes ups at home with a huge hanover. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of asprins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them a single red rose!!!!
    Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean and so is the rest of the house.
    He takes the asprins, cringes when he sees the huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. He goes back into the bedroom there is a note on table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping-I Love you !xxxx
    He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and a morning newspaper. His son is also at the table eating.
    Jack asks "son what happened last night?
    "well you came home after 3AM, drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door"
    "so why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me ?
    His son replies " OH THAT!.....Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed "LEAVE ME ALONE LADY, IM MARRIED!"


    Broken Furniture £150.
    Hot breakfast £10
    Red Rose £3
    2 Asprins £.25



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    PRICELESS!!!!!

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    Heard that one before but still brings a chuckle to read it again! LOL

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