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    Default Men and Women. The difference!

    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of
    their cars are demolished but
    amazingly neither of them is hurt.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So, you're a man...
    That's interesting. I'm a woman.
    Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are
    unhurt. This must be a sign from
    God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the
    rest of our days."

    The man replied,"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"

    The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle... My car is
    completely demolished,
    but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine
    and celebrate our good
    fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.

    The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and
    then hands it back to the
    woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and
    hands it back to the man.

    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

    She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

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    Quality....

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    Heard it before, but it was a Priest and a Rabbi in it.

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    Just goes to show that men are too trusting.

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    or know that the time of drinking can be determined and would be found to be after the crash and therefore not contributed to the woman causing the collision in the first place..

    I'm now hiding behind sofa... avoiding the wrath that last post will cause.

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