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    JACK (age 3) was watching his Mum breast-feeding his new baby sister. After
    a while he asked: "Mum why have you got two? Is one for hot and
    one for cold milk?"

    MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so
    old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't
    remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six ."

    STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mum good night. "I love you so much
    that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

    BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain
    to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mum
    explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes
    wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's
    me?"

    SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't
    give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

    DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

    MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing
    in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his
    dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

    CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mum asked what
    was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with
    this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

    JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named
    Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his
    wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What
    happened to the flea?"

    TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled
    woman her Mum knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
    asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

    The Sermon I think this Mum will never forget.... this particular Sunday
    sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward
    heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but
    dust..." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient
    daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her
    shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mum, what is butt dust?"

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