Vectra vs Wife

**VauxVeteran** · 12th February 2007, 02:26

Lets see who loves who.

Which one is better, the Vectra or the Missus.

1 Ride -
2 Handling -
3 Comfort -
4 Economy -
5 Bodywork -
6 Breakdowns -
7 Trade In Value -
8 Starts 1st Time -
9 Faithfull -
10 Servicing Intervals -

More than 6 either way will tell you how you see things.

**Harry** · 12th February 2007, 09:09

your a brave man Ian. my mrs wins hands down i'm afraid, a car can only thrill you so much.

i've re-read that and using the 'i'm afraid' probably isn't the smartest thing to do!!

**VauxVeteran** · 12th February 2007, 09:14

I was wondering if anyone was gonna answer this one, full marks for effort, but I know what you're up to Harry, you'll be showing her this later, and telling her, see I do love you really hun.

**AJA** · 12th February 2007, 09:24

Simple really - if I had to choose between a car and my wife? The cars gone!

**Harry** · 12th February 2007, 09:46

Originally Posted by VauxVeteran

I was wondering if anyone was gonna answer this one, full marks for effort, but I know what you're up to Harry, you'll be showing her this later, and telling her, see I do love you really hun.

**VauxVeteran** · 12th February 2007, 17:36

As the man from Peckham says...you know it makes sense.

**parapaul** · 12th February 2007, 18:07

Originally Posted by VauxVeteran

Lets see who loves who.

1 Ride - I'll take the 5th amendment on that, on the grounds of my own safety!
2 Handling - Vec wins, it does what I ask it to!
3 Comfort - Vec again, the car warms up afer 5 mins....

4 Economy - Wife wins, the vec is going to cost me a bit more yet!
5 Bodywork - Vec wins, can you imagine claying the wife???
6 Breakdowns - Vec again, wife seems to be a bit unsteady atm!
7 Trade In Value - Tricky...is there a Parker's guide for women?
8 Starts 1st Time - Draw.
9 Faithfull - Wife wins...car's let me down a couple of times already!
10 Servicing Intervals - Every 12 months for the car....and actually not too different for the wife!!

Originally Posted by VauxVeteran

More than 6 either way will tell you how you see things.

I reckon that's 6 or 7 in favour of the car.....

**Duncan** · 12th February 2007, 18:09

**phil_gl** · 13th February 2007, 21:44

Would really love to answer this but I'm sure you've all seen the advert for the new Yaris - where the girl crashes the remote control plane!!!!

The wifes out in the Vec at the moment - yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!