Feeling Old!!!

[Caterman]

Common computer terms that used to have totally different meanings


Memory was something you lost with age.

An application was for employment.

A program was a TV show.

A cursor used profanity.

A keyboard was a piano.

A web was a spider's home.

A virus was the flu.

A CD was a bank account.

A hard drive was a long trip on the road.

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
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And if you had a 3 inch floppy.

... you just hoped nobody ever found out!

[VauxVeteran]

looks down

[plasma]

bah... Worked on a job the other day, young girl playing music. it had stopped... said what happened to the music, stick something on.. she said what's someone your age listen to?... first time i felt 'old' lol

[Mrs D]

Sorry Tony my love - we feel old.......'cos we are old.............

[Harry]

A CD was a bank account?!?!?

Someone enlighten me.

[Ian T]

The nearest you got to portable music was the cassette walkman

[Ste]

You're only as old as you feel.

"We don't stop laughing as we get old, we get old because we stop laughing" - - - some famous person probably.

[Caterman]

A CD was a bank account?!?!?

Someone enlighten me.

Me too, i copied and pasted the thing and wondered WTF is that one

[spoons]

CD = Current/Deposit Bank Account

[Harry]

ahhh....i see! cheers grandad