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    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to perform.
    The first man had married a woman from Wales, and bragged that he had told his new wife to do all the dishes and house cleaning in the house. He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were clean and put away.

    The second man had married a woman from Ireland and he bragged that he had given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table.

    The third man said he had married a North East lass. He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned, the dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscape gardener.

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    PMSL!! Hey, my wife will be having words with you m8 -she's from Redcar!!!

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    were not supposed to tell jokes of ourselves mick, make the last one from Stanley (LOL andy)
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