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    The world reknowned Wasp expert was walking along his High street one day, when he happened to look in a window of a Charity shop. There on a small stand was a record entitled ' Wasp sounds from around the world'. Intrigued, he went inside and asked the assistant if she would play it for him, explaining that he was the world reknowned wasp expert and that it would greatly interest him.

    She happily agreed and placed the record onto the turntable and lowered the needle. The expert listened intently, but the sound that greeted him confused him.

    I'm the world reknowned wasp expert, but I don't recognise that sound, he said, will you play me the next track? The assistant moved onto the next track, but still the noise bermused the expert.

    No, I don't recognise that either he said worried that his expertees were escaping him, will you play me the next track. She did.

    But, once again, the noise wasn't farmiliar. I'm the world reknowned wasp expert, but I don't recognise any of these noises he announced. This record must be a fake.

    The shop assistant looked at the record. Oh, I'm very sorry, she said.


    I was playing the B side....

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    Sorry?!?!?!?! So you should be - that is AWFUL!!!!

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    You stung us with that one i,m afraid.

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    well it made me chuckle

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    Quote Originally Posted by ed taylor View Post
    You stung us with that one i,m afraid.
    So did you Ed lol

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    OMG

    'Nuff said

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