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    Lightbulb How many forum members.............

    How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
    bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    1 to move it to the "Serious Discussion and Talk" section

    2 to argue then move it to the "Technical" section

    1 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

    5 to flame the spell checkers

    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... Another 6 to
    condemn those 6 as stupid

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
    is perfectly correct

    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
    discussion to a light bulb forum

    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
    and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected
    URL's

    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this
    group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
    headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
    handle the light bulb controversy

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

    Of course, that kind of thing would never happen on Vectra-C, would it?!!!


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    You forgot the one who tells us that Neons are brighter.....

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    bulbs grow in the garden

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    Not mine!

    All I grow is mud!!

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    Very good Mrs D.

    However......

    I detect a hint of sarcasim here or irony here ! I am not sure why you would post such a thing given the questions around changing light bulbs.

    Is it you are in need of changing a light bulb therefore have concealed a cry for help in your extensive post on this subject.

    There is absoulotley no problems with admitting you are an alcoholic , metaforically speaking.

    Should you need advice (even though you have poured scorn on those who would offer you this advice) please ask.

    I have some prior experience of changing a light bulb however I did need help.

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    You missed the member who posts a four page "how to" and the two Mods who argue if it should go in or not! etc etc etc

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    And the one who says " pics we need pics"

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