Couple just got married and saved themselves for their wedding night - in the Honeymoon suite the groom undresses and stands in front of his bride in his full glory - she looks at his feet and says "You've got small toes haven't you" he replies "Yes that's from when I had Toelio" - she then looks at his knees, which are all gnarled and twisted. She points this out to him and he explains "That was when I had Kneesles" - her gaze then moves up to his wedding tackle and she says " I suppose that was when you had smallcocks"