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    One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.

    "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my ***** on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"

    The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his ***** and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"

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    good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by AJA View Post
    One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.

    "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my ***** on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"

    The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his ***** and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
    AJA its me again... Several problems with your story. You say that one weekend a husband was shaving when the kid hired to mow the lawn.
    I am suprised at this as its unlikely that cutting the lawn in the morning and I make an assumption here is not good practice. Usually the grass is wet from dew and as most gardeners know that the best time to cut grass is dusk.

    Are you suggesting that the husband kept shaving whilst the kid went to the loo. Most people would have left the loo in order for the person to have some privacy.

    You mention that the husband on seeing Bubba's c**k, that he ask's what his secret is . This again is a strange question as most people would normally be aware that people are generally born geneticaly with th C**k size that the father has or in around the size. I don't think that there would be any special secret or surgery enhancement given the income usually Gardeners earn. I would suggest that you have mentioned that Bubba is a kid and therefore I would suggest his parents unlikely to pay for ***** enhancement.

    When the husband ask what the secret is you mention that Bubba whacks his ***** three times against the bedpost. Why three times , why not two or four ?

    You have also mentioned that the girls are impressed but fail to mention how many girls as this would suggest that its more than one. In my experience most women would find it a strange practice to whack one's ***** against the bedpost.

    You have stated that the husband tried this out and his wife asked if it was Bubba. Are you suggesting that his wife went to bed that night in the knowledge that in fact Bubba was not there and on hearing the sound of a p88is hitting a bedpost she asked if it was Bubba.

    May I suggest this is highly unlikely as if his wife had an extra matrital affair she would blert this out even if she was nearly asleep.

    I am sure that this story may have some truth but you may have been mislead on the bigger picture.

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