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    Default F.A.O. Soulman

    Ian, bad news on your alloy wheels that i collected for you today, they've been kidnapped by Basque separatists who are demanding £4000.00 for their return..!

    The ransom note i recieved states .....

    " We require a payment of £1000 per wheel/tyre in used £20 notes for the safe release of your 4 wheels & tyres. Failure to comply with our demands will result in all the air being removed from said items, thus condeming them to flat spots and certain death !"

    I really think you should bow to their demands Ian, i think i may be able to secure the release in person, just forward me the cash and i'll try my best to get these terrorists to comply.

    Looking forward to booking my car in for a remap and some other goodies ..... erm, erm, i mean i hope i can secure the safety of your wheels and tyres !

    FIL (with an 'F').
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    Have consideration for the deaf, if you're gunna fart, make it smell !


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    You mean they are dressed in underwear lol

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    LOL Fil with an F ..

    most appreciated .so glad that they wern't to far from you either .
    I will give Dean the money plus a lil more for you petrol 15 miles each way must equate to about 2 gallons

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    What were they like Fil ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by soulman View Post
    LOL Fil with an F ..

    most appreciated .so glad that they wern't to far from you either .
    I will give Dean the money plus a lil more for you petrol 15 miles each way must equate to about 2 gallons
    They look quite tidy wheels to be honest. Plenty of life left in the tyres aswell.


    Have consideration for the deaf, if you're gunna fart, make it smell !


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    Quote Originally Posted by soulman View Post
    What were they like Fil ??
    The kerbing will most likely come out with a 9" grinder and i'm sure a 2lb hammer will get rid of all the flat spots.


    Have consideration for the deaf, if you're gunna fart, make it smell !


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    Quote Originally Posted by FIL 4822 View Post
    They look quite tidy wheels to be honest. Plenty of life left in the tyres aswell.
    I might have to have them tyres away before Ian gets them

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    Bring some H/D gloves then, the wires sticking out will rip yer hands to shreads !


    Have consideration for the deaf, if you're gunna fart, make it smell !


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    Quote Originally Posted by FIL 4822 View Post
    Bring some H/D gloves then, the wires sticking out will rip yer hands to shreads !
    Unless i can wrap the tread back over them !


    Have consideration for the deaf, if you're gunna fart, make it smell !


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    Lol @fil 4822

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