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    Default ASDA Tannoy announcement


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    Spot on. LOL

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    great

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    Good one!

    Reminds me of this old cherry (bad language alert!!)

    http://www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm

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    Like it!!

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    YEAH BABY YEAH !







    Have consideration for the deaf, if you're gunna fart, make it smell !


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    lmao

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    We are a 24 hour store
    For our opening hours, press 1
    How stupid can companies be?

    Mind you, our 24 emergency support line (for staff) sounds like this :
    If you have an IT problem, press 1
    If you have a staff problem, press 2
    If you have a Health & Safety problem, press 3
    If you are from Scotland, press 4
    For all other problems, please hold

    Or try these :
    http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2...s-truck-p1.php
    http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2...ar-wars-p1.php
    http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2004/m_aa-p1.php
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    10/10 Brilliant

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    [QUOTE=m8internet;227264]We are a 24 hour store
    For our opening hours, press 1
    How stupid can companies be?

    [QUOTE]

    The close sunday thats why, sunday opening hours!
    Now I need a turbo to keep up!

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