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    Default Am I A Vauxhall Enthusiast?

    Polishing my car one day, a pretty young girl stopped to chat and asked me if I was a Vauxhall enthusiast.

    "Well", I said, "My father taught me to drive in our Velux when I turned 17 and after I passed my test my first car was a Cresta. After that I had a Victor and several Vivas up to the Viva HC and even a Ventora for a while. I bought a Cavalier when they first came out and switched between them and Astras for a few years until I bought a 6-cylinder Carlton which I traded in for my Omega. For the last several years I've had a few Vectras but I think I might swap to an Insignia this summer. So yes - I think you might call me a bit of a Vauxhall enthusiast."

    She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems just about everything makes me think of naked women." Then she wandered off.

    A while later another passer-by asked me if I was a Vauxhall enthusiast. I said, "Well, I used to think I was, but now I think I'm a lesbian!".

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    Very good. The problem is as soon as you told me a pretty young girl stopped to chat I knew it must be fantasy!

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    Joker lol.

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    I think im a lesbian to.

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