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    Default Awful Joke

    A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week
    so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only
    one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to
    understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he
    started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same
    hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why
    are all the cards the ace of spades?"

    The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all,
    the captain's parrot.

    Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the! ship unfortunately sank,
    drowning almost all who were on board.

    The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the
    middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... with the parrot.

    They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.

    This went on for a day.. and then 2 days ... and then 3 days...

    Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and
    said:
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    ."OK, I give up. Where's the f**kin' ship?"

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    Quality.....

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    Excellent m8

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    Great joke

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    Special that one !

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