Oscar Pistorius latest

**figjam1975** · 27th February 2013, 00:57

Apparently, Oscar Pistorius is now on house arrest. The South African Police Force have installed a piece of high tech equipment outside his house to stop him escaping.........a cattle grid

**TonyP2020** · 27th February 2013, 13:42

Here comes another bad joke.

The row with his Girlfriend was because he wanted to replace the Bathroom Door, but she was dead against it !!

**figjam1975** · 1st March 2013, 02:08

OOOOOH like it lol!! I got to say, I do like sick jokes

Originally Posted by TonyP2020

Here comes another bad joke.

The row with his Girlfriend was because he wanted to replace the Bathroom Door, but she was dead against it !!

**TonyP2020** · 27th February 2013, 13:57

Oh NO, re-posted joke.

**Johnsdutton** · 2nd March 2013, 01:15

"If you had a big tin of shoe polish you could have blackened her up and got away with it". I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.

Then I realised that was in really bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?

**mspvxr** · 2nd March 2013, 10:44

The paralympic sprinter Oscar Pistorious has shot his girlfriend. For the first 8 hours he was in the clear because the police footprint expert reckoned they were looking for a kangaroo