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    The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.

    Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Everton with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool.

    The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.

    "Hello Mum, guess what?" he says in an Iraqi accent. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won.

    Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me." "Wonderful", says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time."

    The young lad is very upset, "What can I say Mum, but I'm so sorry."
    "Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!" says his mum,

    "It's your ****** fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!"

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    Now I wonder why you didn't base that joke on your local team, Man Utd?????

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    Pmsl!!!

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    Sorry dude, don't take offence. If this does offend anyone it can be removed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AJA View Post
    Sorry dude, don't take offence. If this does offend anyone it can be removed.
    No offence taken mate! had to be someone didn't it? Classic but brilliant joke though!!

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    another flaw in the joke - would Liverpool be 4-0 down to Everton. Arsenal maybe, but not Everton.

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